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Yahoo! just announced they are releasing a "Chrome killer" of a browser: Yahoo! Axis NYPD Cop Caught on Video Threatening to Ram Penis in Suspect's Mouth - The footage includes Charles berating a young man in the roadway near a silver BMW, telling him: “This is my street. All right? If you got to play tough, that’s your problem … I do whatever the fuck I want.” No DUI charge - former state trooper Charles Noyes smelled of alcohol, could not maintain his balance, and had no memory of slamming his Cadillac Escalade into a utility pole in West Newbury March 30 before driving into Haverhill with his air bags deployed. Man kisses shark. Shark bites mans lip off Shirtless Channing Tatum & Joe Manganiello For Entertainment Weekly Best celeb beach bodies Senator admits: SOPA “really did pose some risk to the Internet” The SCOTUS just effectively gave their approval to forcing a young man to pay a whopping $675,000 to the RIAA for the nefarious crime of having downloaded 30 songs when he was in college. 40% of Democratic primary voters opt for "Not Obama" Berkeley police Chief Michael Meehan sent a cop to a reporters home at 1am to "talk" about a story he did not like. Now he assigns 10 officers to unsuccessfully investigate a stolen iPhone. Why so many for one IPhone, it belonged to his son. St. Louis Cops Worry That In-Car Cameras 'Are Being Used Against Them' Can a Pro-Pot-Legalization Texas Dem Beat an Incumbent Drug Warrior?Talking Pineapple Stumps Everyone Piraña Zipper Facebook's Gay Advertisements The Romney Approach to Campaigning Bruce Willis calls Republican Party nominee Mitt Romney an "embarrassment" in a new interview with Esquire magazine and says he doesn't care which side wins in November. Kim Kardashian explains the sex tape that made her famous CatFace Escalator (GIF) Vanessa Shows Midriff In Sporty Look It should be legal, if the buyer so desires, to hire people without law degrees to do legal work Senate committee votes to help TSA spend more money to abuse you - Apparently, $8 billion a year isn’t enough for the TSA. They’ve run into a budget shortfall. Hey, have some sympathy: the skills required to bully, harass, rob, strip, and grope people — and then lie about it — don’t come cheap What a sweet mothers day card <3 At least we're not BUGFUCK CRAZY. FUN FACT!: Drunk Reports shitty updating lately is due to awesome new things coming this summer to the site. Suffer now & reap the rewards later! Hang in there duders. The site IS run by lazy alcoholics after all... but the wait will be worth it, we PROMISE. Mel Gibson Jokes About Rant on Tonight Show: “I’ve Got a Temper” Copyright © 2012 DRUNK REPORT. All rights reserved. Spam Poison]

`Yahoo! just announced they are releasing a "Chrome killer" of a browser: Yahoo! Axis`NYPD Cop Caught on Video Threatening to Ram Penis in Suspect's Mouth - The footage includes Charles berating a young man in the roadway near a silver BMW, telling him: “This is my street. All right? If you got to play tough, that’s your problem … I do whatever the fuck I want.” No DUI charge - former state trooper Charles Noyes smelled of alcohol, could not maintain his balance, and had no memory of slamming his Cadillac Escalade into a utility pole in West Newbury March 30 before driving into Haverhill with his air bags deployed. Man kisses shark. Shark bites mans lip off Shirtless Channing Tatum & Joe Manganiello For Entertainment Weekly Best celeb beach bodies	Senator admits: SOPA “really did pose some risk to the Internet” The SCOTUS just effectively gave their approval to forcing a young man to pay a whopping $675,000 to the RIAA for the nefarious crime of having downloaded 30 songs when he was in college. 40% of Democratic primary voters opt for "Not Obama" Berkeley police Chief Michael Meehan sent a cop to a reporters home at 1am to "talk" about a story he did not like. Now he assigns 10 officers to unsuccessfully investigate a stolen iPhone. Why so many for one IPhone, it belonged to his son. `St. Louis Cops Worry That In-Car Cameras 'Are Being Used Against Them'` Can a Pro-Pot-Legalization Texas Dem Beat an Incumbent Drug Warrior?`Talking Pineapple Stumps Everyone Piraña Zipper Facebook's Gay Advertisements The Romney Approach to Campaigning Bruce Willis calls Republican Party nominee Mitt Romney an "embarrassment" in a new interview with Esquire magazine and says he doesn't care which side wins in November. Kim Kardashian explains the sex tape that made her famous`	`CatFace Escalator (GIF)` Vanessa Shows Midriff In Sporty LookIt should be legal, if the buyer so desires, to hire people without law degrees to do legal work Senate committee votes to help TSA spend more money to abuse you - Apparently, $8 billion a year isn’t enough for the TSA. They’ve run into a budget shortfall. Hey, have some sympathy: the skills required to bully, harass, rob, strip, and grope people — and then lie about it — don’t come cheap What a sweet mothers day card <3 At least we're not BUGFUCK CRAZY. FUN FACT!: Drunk Reports shitty updating lately is due to awesome new things coming this summer to the site. Suffer now & reap the rewards later! Hang in there duders. The site IS run by lazy alcoholics after all... but the wait will be worth it, we PROMISE. `Mel Gibson Jokes About Rant on Tonight Show: “I’ve Got a Temper”`

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