Man loses hair in background of Obama speech

The Wolf of Wall Street Was Bad and You Should Feel Bad (For Liking It)

Kim Dotcom’s answer to Spotify and iTunes—Baboom—will soft launch on Monday
Turkey signs law ‘criminalizing’ medical first aid without govt permit
Filmmaker Slows Down Tokyo In A New Way
Door Closes to Open Internet, But All May Not Be Lost | If the outcry is loud enough the FCC could be moved to take action.
Kid Photobombs Mallet Sodomy in Bikini Chick Pic
Sweden's democracy minister wants to consider harsher sentences for politically-motivated crimes, citing social media as a factor that has desensitized a generation to "hate speech"

A woman won the 2013 Asics LA Marathon ahead of all men, won $ 50000 gender challenge. || She really arrived ahead of all the men and was the overall winner of the marathon. She got triple the first man's prize money. Of course, there is a catch.
How the iPod will change computing - one tech reporter understood the implications of the iPod 12 years ago.

But replacing these cards with the same magnetic stripe technology is like replacing a padlock that’s securing a lockbox with another padlock after someone just used a bolt cutter on it. Look at it another way: the credit card industry is still on dial-up; the thieves are using high-speed broadband.
The effect of California's new legislation: Porn stars leave their condoms in California and head for Vegas
Satire about “Marijuana Overdoses” killing Colorado partakers fools social media potheads

Check out these cool McDonald’s in high places

9th US Court of Appeals: Louisa Thurston Can Sue Police Who Shot Her 2 Dogs (North Las Vegas, NV)
The best “Selfies” ever taken
Several large U.S. banks have set aside extra money to pay for potential legal costs in part because of JPMorgan Chase & Co's massive $13 billion settlement with U.S. authorities over bad mortgages, according to two sources familiar with the situation.
Nasa says 'doughnut rock' on Mars is ‘like nothing we’ve ever seen before’
Obama: Pot ‘not very different’ from cigarettes​, no more dangerous than booze

President Barack Obama said that racial tensions may have softened his popularity among white voters within the last two years
Heroin Gains A Deadly Foothold In Vermont
CREEPY Hairless Chimp
I wonder if anyone has actually sent this card in this situation
Wife of Indian minister found dead after 'exposing husband's affair on Twitter to 2 million followers' died a 'sudden and unnatural death', tests reveal.
Single mother, 24, LIED about being raped by her ex-boyfriend to cover up shame of sordid kitchen threesome she had with two men she had just met in a pub
Dad Gets OfficeMax Mail Addressed 'Daughter Killed In Car Crash'

Yale censored a student-made course ranking another student made an un-blockable chrome extension to do the same thing
Banana for scale
The Fact That The US Intelligence Community So Readily Admits To Fantasies Of Killing Ed Snowden Shows Why They Can't Be Trusted
  Inside The World's Strangest-Looking Airplane
Hoax: Ja Rule Did NOT Leave His Wife For My Male Prison Cellmate
Lawsuit filed against the city of Harvey, Illinois and tow of it's cops. It alleges that the officers shot one man in the back of the leg without warning, threatened to "shoot the shit" out of a witness who was taping the incident, and then shot and killed another witnesses 14 week old puppy.

Apple should have bought Nest Labs. Google bought it instead

Of the first 20 captives to arrive at Guantánamo 12 years ago, 11 remain there. The general in command then reflects on that time and says the prisons should be closed.
When TED Talks Turn Evil
Cops Vs. Cameras - The Killing of Kelly Thomas & The Power of New Media
Family calls 911, Deputy shoots 16 year old boy, for carrying a hammer
The all-time worst interview mistakes job candidate have made
Life in a Pineapple Under the Sea…

Futurama in Real Life
Duke Rape Accuser got 5,233% more coverage on false accusation than murder conviction
Google executives set to break ground on $82 million private air terminal next month
Amazon Patents “Anticipatory” Shipping — To Start Sending Stuff Before You’ve Bought It
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