Jon Stewart Tears into Racist and Sexist Democrats; says Just because Republicans have completely failed at appealing to women and minorities, “doesn’t mean Democrats can take their long-standing relationship with these groups for granted,”

 

    

Goodbye, McDonalds Chicken Selects. You will be missed :*(
Dan Winslow, the GOP candidate that according to Elizabeth Warren wants you "armed and stoned", has been endorsed by the Boston Herald
John Stossel presses Glenn Beck on his recent Libertarian claims
Obama sends Congress $3.77 trillion spending plan
Who do you see in this image?
A new study, released today, shows that banning big gulps would actually increase soda consumption.
Omaha Police chase down and arrest a man video recording them abusing his brother.
Enron Perp Will Get Out of Jail (Almost) Free By Buying Himself Out: 'Former Enron CEO Skilling has reportedly cut a deal with prosecutors to get out of jail a decade early in exchange for paying his victims a modest amount to shut up already.'
Rich Ex-Facebook Exec Is Still Working Because 'I Have Kids And I Don't Want To Be A Douchebag'
Jail Terms For Unlocking Cellphones: "The copyright monopoly is dividing the population into a corporate class who gets to control what objects may be used for what purpose, and a subservient consumer class that don’t get to buy or own anything"
U.S. broadcast TV ratings slide pressures ad rates at 'upfronts'. The increased competition from streaming services will force ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC to settle for their lowest average rate hikes in three years during the "upfront" selling season
Woman raped by Milwaukee police officer Ladmarald Cates, then arrested and jailed for days without being charged, files lawsuit.
It's huge! The singer was likely in quite a bit of pain considering the size of the injury
Kanye West walks into a bar

First 'Arrested Development' Trailer


What Does It Mean To 'Like' Your Own Facebook Status
New Evidence That Team Obama Misled Us About the Drone War
Robert Gibbs owns up to lying about drones program - “When I went through the process of becoming press secretary, one of the first things they told me was, you’re not even to acknowledge the drone program,” ... “You’re not even to discuss that it exists.”


Russian Tortured to Death for 'Being Gay' - In a rare admission from Russian authorities, the torture death of a young gay man in Volgograd last week has been confirmed as a hate crime. There are growing fears by rights groups that anti-gay sentiments are on the rise in the country.
Mobile messaging apps are displacing traditional texts. Now big companies want in
3 Reasons A Sale Falls Apart
"Good Catholics Use Condoms" ads outrage Kenyan Catholic community
350,000 fake ballots found just before the elections in Bulgaria (10% of the voting population)
North Korea Caves to Chinese Pressure; Puts Missiles in Storage


Eddie Murphy's 'Beverly Hills Cop' TV pilot rejected
RIP Rules of Engagement A really solid sitcom
The 2nd Amendment...
How I became a password cracker
 
  How Mother's Day Causes Chaos At 7-Eleven In Japan


Many Classic Hits Are Secretly Re-Recorded. Can This Be Stopped?

More Than 78,000 People Have Applied To Die On Mars


Elon Musk quits Zuckerberg's immigration advocacy group -- FWD.us funded ads for senators that focused not on immigration but on the senator's general positions, including one's support for the Keystone XL pipeline.
Analysis: Google+ struggles to attract brands, some neglect to update
10 White People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas


China's State-Run TV Uses Daily Show Clip To Demonize US, Viewers Point Out The Irony
We are Femen, the naked shock troops of feminism
There is speculation Seth Meyers may take over 'Late Night.'
NBC will hand the reins of the Late Night franchise to the SNL head writer and Weekend Update anchor Seth Meyers next year.

Woman Savagely Beaten by Police After They Spot Her Filming Them Beating a Suspect - While stuck in traffic, Makia Smith saw 4 officers beating up a man. According to Smith, an officer ran at her yelling: "You want to film something bitch? Film this!"
A great Eisenhower quote
Michigan city charges food trucks $100 a day to do business downtown
 

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